It has been sometime since my last update to the blog, so my faithful readers here you go, I know, at last! For your enlightenment today I present a table top citrus display. It having absolutely nothing to do with the rest of this entry, and only to show that very expensive mirror flapping, cameras with tons of expensive lens attached are not really needed to produce images from the art world. Below a Canon point and shoot shot, where instead of pouring money into things you hope might make you a good picture, you could just read a little on-line about lighting, shadow and such composition basics. Clicking on the picture below and you will be able to criticize, not some dinky little image, but a real art work. As with all pictures on my blog, you can open a larger image by clicking it. You can even copy the darn things if you like..
Warning, about 3000 x 2500 pixels and 770 k in size.

California Happys
And while I’m on neat things, let me introduce you to my one true love. (As of today:) Here she is, beautiful and red. My return to the world of the living after breaking the bonds of that gas gulping pickup truck that has held me trapped for the past twelve years in the grasp of it’s 13 mpg expensive gas clutches. Now if I just had a way to haul bikes and move heavy stuff, I would dispense with the truck all together. This picture taken last September as it arrived in my driveway.

My new love.
Let me expound on my new lovely heart thumping beauty a bit, she is a two liter diesel with 140 bhp, with 230 fp of torque in front of a six speed transmission. The trans is a switchable manual, or automatic. It even has an ‘S’ sport setting changing the shift points for those who want to drive it in a rally or other competition. No dog, it does 0-60 in 7 seconds, and top speed is 148 mph. Precision German handling and it is a blast to drive. I find myself going places just to drive my car now.
Optional equipment installed includes a GPS navigation system with large maps on the dashboard and a very nice lady hiding under them who keeps telling me where to turn and what to avoid. She even turns down the sound on the Sirius Radio when she wants to tell me something, so I don’t misunderstand her. And the Sirius radio, well, until I had one, I considered it a frivolous and silly thing. I already had a radio I didn’t want to listen to, so why get one from a satellite. Found out I can now listen to real music. Remember that stuff, back when music was music. A time when singers could and bands were. Since my bike crash I have been forced into carrying a cell phone, another thing I had no use for. I did after all have a perfectly fine answering machine on the wall if anyone really wanted to tell me something. To keep the family happy that I won’t fall off my bike out in some wilderness, I have ascended to their wishes and now have a cell phone. So my new car is going along with this conspiracy to train and keep track of me. If my cell is turned on in my pocket when I get in the car, it’s operation is automatically transfered to the car with Blue – Tooth. Push a button on the steering wheel and I can answer calls just by talking. That is cool. Or if I want to play music from my MP3 player, plug it in, or slip a few Cd’s in the slot on the dashboard. I am wired. There is even a 110 AC plug in the thing where I can plug in my coffee pot. How much more could you ask for.

In the door
A compact car size, not quite. It’s listed as a mid sized car by the insurance company. I’m slightly over six feet long, but folding down the back seats provides ample room for me to lay down and take a nap. Or just lay there and look at the panorama view out of the sunroof. And wheels, well check them out. Aren’t they lovely, 17 inch beauties that hug the road and corner like a bobcat chasing a jack rabbit. Now a mid sized car that fits great and drives like a sports car, it is even called a Sportwagon TDI, so it must really suck up that precious diesel fuel, stink at the tailpipe, and sound like a bucket of bolts rattling around, right. Nope, it also carries the tag TDI. Turbo Diesel Injection and requires the new low sulfur diesel, which after 2006 is the only diesel allowed to be sold in the U.S., Canada and other civilized countries. It is as quiet as a gas engine. It does have a bit of diesel knock when first started. Two minutes running and that clears. Oh yes, consumption, well I get 38 mpg in the city, running to the market and such chores, 45-50 mpg on the highway at speeds between 75 and 85 mph, flooring it at times to get around other cars. Holding around 60-65 is where you get 50 mpg. At the current cost for diesel fuel here, $3.09 a gallon, I can drive city or country for slightly more than eight cents a mile.
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In Paradise
So if it’s perfect, there must be some thing a critical guy like myself can bitch about right? There is, and it has nothing to do with the car itself, but the assholes who still insist on driving around in tanks. They like to get on top of small cars, blocking your view to the rear and destroying your maneuverability. The same kind of inconsiderate assholes who park over the crosswalk at intersections, or pull up blocking the view of oncoming traffic at right turn on red intersections. You know, the ones that believe they are the only ones in the world and everyone else is a damn annoyance and there just for their needs.
So with a new car, what have I been doing, well the planned break in cruise is out. It arrived while I was still in the hospital recovering from crashing my bicycle and breaking four ribs. I was to darn sore to go anyplace for a time after being released. Dorothy even had to drive my new car home from the dealers for me. So my planned trip over to the east coast for a Maine lobster dinner had to be postponed until next years color season. Instead we went up by Lake Huron and looked at a few lighthouses and pretended we were in Maine.

No color, only what was painted on.
Dorothy had a birthday and I had promised her a piece of cherry pie for her birthday, but she had to go to Traverse City, Michigan, the heart of Michigan’s famous cherry growing country. So instead of Maine where the fall color was gone, we drove up to Michigan’s “up north” as we call it. There we found a few maples and lots of cedar.
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Maple and Cedar.
Then on up to the Upper Peninsula of Michigan, checking out a few things and some color there. It had been a good twenty five years since my last visit. Some things had changed, but it is still mostly a bunch of cedar trees like in the Paradise car picture above. The Paradise dump is closed and better maintained. That means, you won’t be able to watch the bears eating garbage anymore, so I guess that is a good thing. The state has followed along with everyone else in taking away things that used to be fun, and set up Tahquamenon Falls Park up for protection of the stupid and litigious society we now live in. Where I once was able to walk under the falls carrying my three year old daughter to hear her laughter and glee at the water falling on us, we were now carefully blocked from any access to the river below the upper falls area.
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Upper Falls dark from Iron water.
The only thing good was as Dorothy had never seen them before, so I could warn her about the old Indian habit of throwing a virgin over the falls, and that she had better work harder tonight to assure they didn’t mistake her for their quarry. ( Didn’t work, she was still to tired. .. Sigh!)
So while we were up there we went for a ride on the Picture Rocks boat ride in Munsing. The picture rocks are a stretch of Lake Superior where the shoreline is a solid rock face. Over a great deal of time, the minerals in the soil have leached out and created colorful traces down the face. This goes on for miles along a shoreline where the water is crystal clear, and without wave action beating the sandy beach and you can see bottom as though it was inches away in thirty foot deep areas.
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Color from mineral leaching
It is an enjoyable trip and worth the half day it takes to make it. The boat is large and comfortable, the crew are informative and entertaining. The entire shoreline is explained well and they do things like drive the boat back into a cave so you can get a better feeling for the immensity of the place. I will put more of this into a slide show on qsabe.com/slides later. Now as we are up in the wilds of the great northern wilderness, Dorothy and I decided it was time to try roughing it in the manner of the native tribes, you know the shining big sea waters and such of Longfellow. So we went to one of the most popular northern outfitters for camping and handling starvation needs while making our way through a National Seashore wilderness area. There we purchased all of our needed supplies.
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Squaw making lunch for brave.
Here a picture of my squaw woman preparing lunch at the campsite for her brave, who is protecting her from the dangerous creatures of the deep north woods. She was able to unwrap those Subway sandwiches with expertise and not even spill a drop from the coke. Such a woman is hard to find. The local natives chased us for days until finally giving up after I spirited her away from her old Polish tribe.
So anyway, as usual my story wanders. It was cherry pie we were after and on the wrong side of the Mackinaw bridge. Heading south again, we crossed the Mighty Mac and headed for Traverse City along the Lake Michigan side. The Mac spans the straights of Mackinac where Lake Michigan meets Lake Huron, and provides the separation between Michigan’s Upper and Lower peninsulas. At four and a half miles wide, it was the longest single span bridge until recently.
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Me at bridge.
In the click-able picture above, you’ll notice in October I am still wearing shorts. When ask about this on the boat ride where the temperature was in the forties, my reply was that I was saving my long pants to wear in Florida this winter. I don’t want to wear them out and have my legs get all sunburned. I dislike long pants as the manufacturers today are making pants that drag on the ground and require one hand to hold them up. That is stupid. I don’t want my ass popping out whenever I squat down or bend over, so it’s shorts forever.
On the way for cherry pie, darned if we didn’t arrive in Traverse City before everything opened for the day, so instead we took a ride up the Lelanau Peninsula to wine country. Wine tasting is one of my favorite hobbies. Not that I’m any good at it, I just like to taste wine. So after several tastings early in the morning, my judgment was that we needed a bottle of wine from the Black Farms Winery. A few more tastings and darned if we didn’t need more. So eventually we ended up with Dorothy yelling, stop tasting, I can’t carry any more.

Taster tasting taste.
By then it was time for cherry pie, and off to Traverse City we went. Now that town has gone totally yuppified and fancy, nothing like the old Traverse City of days gone by. The lake shore is now owned by mega corporation hoteliers, and rich bastards who keep yelling to “get off my sand.” You might see my bad attitude being displayed in instances like this. I’m looking for the old coffee and pie shops, people catering to the campers from the state park, and I’m running into people who feel as a pain in the ass, I should just get out of their faces. In the old downtown section, now relegated to a few blocks in the middle of the money piles domain, there are a few coffee shops, that sell fancy rolls. Filled with people so young they are still wearing beards they grew while in high school and haven’t yet learned how to shave. A scraggy looking bunch. Women in exotic dresses who are getting ready for the nights work, trying to get a few of Mr. Moneybags bags. Five blocks we walked. Little custom beer making places on each corner, coffee shops with fancy donuts in between them. But no damn Cherry Pie, no place in Traverse City could we find a place to buy what they are or at least used to be famous for, cherries from the local orchards baked in a damn pie.

Finally Cherry Pie.
Finally on the edge of town, actually outside of the Traverse City town limits, we found a bakery and had our cherry pie. And it was indeed a superb as promised Cherry Pie, just not quite the way I promised it. And as we started off late looking for color, but found very little, we did have a good time and I’m looking forward to our next driving trip.

The Pie Shop, and other cherry pie lovers.